A full-flavored acquisition opportunity of the AddMayo.com experience
Own the domain name. Inherit the brand. Embrace the mayo-fueled chaos.
We're proudly bootstrapped, vibe-coded, and aggressively acquirable.
Here's what you get:
The domain name
The site
The codebase (such as it is)
The mailing list
The fans (yes, they exist)
The extremely enthusiastic brand voice
And the vibe. That's legally binding.
We've already heard from two sauces and a mustard startup. Don't make it weird.
If you're a condiment giant, DTC darling, or meme-savvy VC with a thing for emulsified empires, this is your moment. We're accepting serious offers only.
(Serious = cash, equity, or unlimited lifetime aioli. Let's talk.)
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