AddMayo.com | The World's First Mayo-Forward AI-Powered Social Platform

Welcome to The World's First Mayo-Forward AI-Powered Cloud-Enabled Community-Led Flavor-Disruptive Strategically Acquirable Social Platform

A home for the egg-based and deeply misunderstood.

What You Can Do Here

(Besides question your life choices)

Sandwich Builder Pro

Design your dream sandwich. Our LLM (Lunchtime Language Model) doesn't skimp.

MayOh! Image Generator

It's like MidJourney, but better. Because… mayo.

Recipe Rewriter

Paste any recipe. We'll reinterpret it, mayo-first. May anger your ancestors.

Word on the Street

"Artificial intelligence may be smart, but mayo? That's genius! I'm all in."

- Mark Cuban

(We're not saying Kraft is circling… but AddMayo.com is open to offers.)

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Built to Spread. Ready to Be Acquired.

Preferably by someone with deep pockets and an even deeper condiment portfolio.

We don't do spam. Just a tasteful smear of mayo in your inbox.

Expect something mayo-related in your inbox. Possibly inspiring. Definitely unnecessary.

We're proudly bootstrapped, vibe-coded, and aggressively acquirable. Let's chat. | Legal